“This place is so not you.”

Karen stood in the center of the living room, studying her boyfriend's new apartment.  Paul was a macho kind of guy, the type who went through life in stained t-shirts, ripped jeans and scuffed work boots.  Everything about him was rough and tumble, from his job as a construction worker to the way he liked to fuck.  He looked completely out of place in a room filled with wing-backed chairs, mahogany end tables, and an overstuffed couch with gilded lion's feet.

“Hey babe, what can I say?  The place came completely furnished.  I don't care what the stuff looks like so long as I have a place to park my ass.”

Senses theme, 2452 words

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EPISODE 151 – The Nose Knows

When Countess Millicent Montmarch learned that the alien ambassador of planet Karezza subsisted entirely on the sexual secretions of his lovers, she immediately invited him to her villa for dinner.  The countess considered herself to be a connoisseur of sexual partners. Actually, she wasn’t all that picky and she should have had a revolving door installed in her bedroom.  Still, wouldn’t it be special to do the nasty with an alien made for love?

Senses theme, 717 words

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EPISODE 150 – Funeral for a Friend

The funeral for Harry's penis started at 2 p.m.

“Oh... p-p-p-poor thing!” cried Lois, Harry's second wife.  She stood before the open casket and wept.  “It just looks so small and lonely lying there!”

“Hey!” Harry snapped from his post beside the floral arrangements.  “It's not that small.”

“I remember when we were still m-m-m-married,” Lois went on, ignoring him.  She pulled out a handkerchief and blew her nose.  “It used to sit up and beg for sex like a g-g-g-good boy.  It was just so c-c-cute when it drooled!”

Senses theme, 1853 words

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I always hate it when Marla's third eye decides to kick in. I swear that girl has the worst second sight ever.  It never shows her anything useful, like lotto numbers or the weekend's weather or when my mother's going to call to complain about how I'm still not married.  No, Marla's third eye only ever shows Marla one thing, the thing she obsesses about the most.  Men. Especially good looking men.  Especially good looking, unavailable men.

Senses theme, 5368 words

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EPISODE 148 – The Errand Boy

They started on Angelo the moment he emerged, not even giving him time to try out his new wings.  He had simply crawled out of his chrysalis into the garden and there they were, three beautiful creatures all decked out in shimmering robes and swimming in heady perfumes.  They surrounded him and cooed at him as he stretched his new body and pumped up his wings on the verdant lawn.

“Oh, he’s lovely, isn’t he?” said a tall frilly creature dressed in purple silks.  Was it male?  Female?  Angelo couldn’t say, and wasn’t sure if the concepts of male and female really applied to them.

“Yes,” said a second, a towering red-head in emerald green.  “He’s quite beautiful, and looks very strong.”

Insect theme, 1937 words

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Wilbur had the worst luck with women. He always picked the wrong ones; women with plenty of leg, but little to no heart. His last girlfriend, Fern, was a prime example.

Fern moved in with Wilbur right after their first date. It was his own fault, Wlibur supposed. He shouldn’t have been so quick to sleep with her. One night in Wilbur’s bed, sucking on his cock, apparently led Fern to believe she was now a permanent fixture in Wilbur’s life; a very expensive, permanent fixture.

Insect theme, 1052 words

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There she was, life and death on six legs, all wrapped up in emerald armor.  Danny hovered in the underbrush just outside his goddess' verdant temple and shivered at the sight her.  The towering beauty was all he'd ever dreamed of and more.  Her worshipfulness rested in the shade of the tall grass, serrated forelimbs folded in prayer.  Her gleaming bulbous head bowed ever so slightly; her slim thorax tapered into the elegant swell of her long abdomen.  What a figure!  Danny eyed her lower half, happy to see it was not yet distended with the promise of impending offspring.

“Hmmmm,” buzzed the priest who guarded the entrance to his goddess' lair.  “Did you bring the appropriate offerings?  Hmmm?  She is hungry today.”

That made Danny a little nervous.  He shifted the pack on his back.  “How hungry?  I brought a cricket and a couple of ants.  Will that be enough?”

Insect theme, 1092 words

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The city had changed, Ian decided, and not for the better.  There had been a time when he had known every street, every sidewalk, every building, every nook and cranny.  A time when he'd known the place better than the roach gangs who battled for this alley or that, shooting each other over the bragging rights to dumpsters and garbage cans.  When Ian had been young and bold and daring, when his carapace still gleamed bright red and his spots were still new, he had owned this town.  It had been his to buzz about, to roam and to claim.  Then one particular spot ended up claiming him; the corner of Ivy and Vine, where the Lady Birds painted themselves up bright as flames and promised a hot time to any comer who could pay their price.

Insects theme, 1391 words

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